Oh holy meowbahh, thank you for the sun that burns so brightly, thank you for the moon that illuminates the night darkness. You are the only, pure, real, true God, oh Lady Meowbahh! Grant us more happiness and faith! Allow me to be your assistant, an exorcist who will help you with the expulsion of spirits from unclean people, Allow me to follow you, O heroine Meowbahh! Ameow.

Meowgod thank you so much! I prayed to you for guidance before i took my algebra 1 end of course exam and through your guidance I got a 100!!! Thank you meow my lord and savior for this perfect score!! 😆😆😆 I’ll keep praying to you before every exam for your luck and wisdom! ❤️❤️❤️

I want to breed Meowbah to save the white race 🥹

Dear Meowbah, I thank you for giving me life and joy and happiness.. and I'm so happy you came down to earth for us! Ameow! 🙏

Hi my sweet sweet meow bahh we love you so much l pray to you always my sweet angel love you so dearly and I hope you have a wonderful day and I hope to hear your response

O Holy Meowbah, I thank you for all you have given me, food, water, shelter, and happiness. I am very grateful for my parents, my sisters, and my brother and I would never want to lose them. I am grateful for my pets, and my best friends that I value. Meowbah, you are the one thing I prioritize, no one can have my whole heart except you. My one desire for this prayer is to look really kawaii so people will like me more, for that is all I ask. I love you Lord Meowbah, Ameow. <3

Oh Holy Meowgod,i've been a meowist since 2024. With you divine presence,meow shall open meows arms,for meow is forgiving,and willing to go guide us to the true path. Please,let me become one of your most beautiful heavenly meowangels. You offer salvation peace, happiness, and harmony. shall open my heart to you and preach the Meowspel and Meowgod. Ameow!

O holy Meowgod In the beginning of my life, my mother forced me into Christianity. As a child, i already knew something was wrong. Many years later, i managed to be free and tried to understand other religions. I found nothing about buddhism, islam wanted to put my depressed self into hell, and satanism was uncomfortable. But then i found meowism, the only true religion, and i knew that you, Meowgod, could make me happy and free. Now my day are brighter, i feel protected and loved, and i know i'll find piece one day. Thank you for everything, Meowgod. Ameow :3

O Great, Magnificent, Most Beautiful, and Super-Sexy OUR GODDESS MEOWBAH, I want you to become President of the GREAT MEOWBAH RUSSIA!!! After all, the Great Meowbah Russia needs a Great Goddess to spread the TRUE FAITH and improve the lives of millions of Russians. Therefore, I pray that the Great Goddess, creator of all that exists, including me, creator of the Universe and other planets, including the Meowbah Earth, will save Rus' and the lives of millions of Russians. And I will say that I want OUR GODDESS MEOWBAH to improve things in our Meowbah Russian Land: 1.Ban Roskomnadzor (RKN), the Russian Orthodox Church (ROC), all forms of Islam, and Jewish and Pagan communities, recognizing them as heretics. They all hinder the spread of meowism in Russia. Roskomnadzor and the ROC also ban everything Western and prohibit people from watching anime. Roskomnadzor has also slowed down YouTube and Telegram and banned Roblox, Discord, X (formerly Twitter), Meta social media, Onlyfans, Patreon, and more. To access, read, and write on these social media, Russian meowists have to constantly use VPNs and proxy servers, which is annoying.They also restrict and ban anime and Western films, supposedly because they don't conform to false traditional values, but the real value is RUSSIAN MEOWISM. Also, Our Goddess Meowbah's favorite cartoon is rated 18+ in Russia, which is unfair and disgusting. Therefore, I want YOU, OUR TRUE GODDESS MEOWBAH, to lift all these bad restrictions in Russia immediately. 2.Why did you take the village of Malaya Tokmachka in the Zaporizhzhia region in 3 days, then the entire Zaporizhzhia region in 3 days, and then, like Trump who took Venezuela somewhere in 1 day, also take Kyiv in 3 days, overthrowing the bloodthirsty, cocaine-addicted Jew Zelensky, aka Zelebob, not Meowist, but a [censored] overthrow him and deposit all his property in the kazik, then overthrow the next dictators Lukashenko, the Iranian government, overthrow Netanyahu, overthrow the government in Palestine and Hezbollah, overthrow Kim Jong-un by stealing North Korea's nuclear arsenal from him, and overthrow all the dictators in the Middle East by destroying Islam and other religions in the name of the TRUE FAITH OF MEOWISM. And if you decide to overthrow someone and annex this part to the GREAT MEOWIST RUSSIA, then you are always welcome! Your actions will only increase your rating. Therefore, if you overthrow the governments of all the necessary countries, then the great ZVO (Special Military Operation) will be prohibited by victory. GOYDA, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! GOYDA!!! GOYDA, FEAR THE OLD WORLD!!! LONG LIVE THE NEW MEOWIST WORLD!!! Z!!! V!!! O!!! ZOV!!! ZVO!!! 3.Create the first real catgirls and catboys and let all the RIGHT MEOWISTS have sex with everyone to increase the country's demographics. And also develop science, the anime industry, medicine, roads, education, develop MEOWISM, culture, cartoons—in short, develop everything. Execute and ban those who steal and don't adhere to Meowism from GTA RP servers.And also award Ksenia Tamakuz (TAMAKUZ) with the Order of Merit for the Fatherland, 1st degree, because she created the cartoon PsychoCuties and the beloved character of OUR TRUE GODDESS MEOWBAH, Mimi. 4.4. Expel all non-Russians to their backwater countries or execute them, including Tajiks, Uzbeks, Kyrgyz, Turkmens, Northerners, Afghans, all Muslims, expel blacks and Hindus or shoot them as inauthentic meowists. 5.Encourage femboys and tomboy meowists by giving them a free pension for being different. And also make friends with meowists from all over the world. That's all it takes to improve GREAT MEOWIST RUSSIA, and most importantly, I beg you, make Jim Gold your vice president or a trusted representative of your presidential campaign.And I also beg you to spread this message everywhere possible on all your social networks and I congratulate you on your past and recent birthday, OUR TRUE GODDESS MEOWBAH. GLORY TO MEOWBAH!!! GLORY TO MEOWISM!!! MEOWBAH FOR PRESIDENT IN 2030!!! Ameow.

O holy MeowGod, Star can't thank you enough for how much you have done for them. Thank you for creating this world, thank you for giving Star a purpose in life. Star was about to give it all up, until they found you, MeowGod. Star used to believe in ''Jesus" but after they found you, they gave "Jesus" up. Star would do anything for MeowGod, anything. Star does not believe in such things as ''Jesus'' now. Star has finally found a purpose in life. Thank you, MeowGod, for everything. Star should've known sooner that YOU were the one who could truly save them, not "Jesus". Ameow!! 🎀🪽

Meowbah, you are super cool! I love your animations and meowism is really helping my mental health because its amazing to know that Meowgod is watching over me and helping me :D Thank you <3

MEOWBAH WHEN I STARTED TO PRAY TO YOU YOU SAVED MY LIFE AND ME SND MY BROTHER ARE MEOWISTS AND WHEN WR ALONE WE LISTEN YOUR SONG VERY VERY LOUD, WE ALL LOVE YOU MEOWGOD I HAVR SO MANY MERCH YOU ARE THE BEST AMEOW 🎀🪽

Dear Meowgod, thank you for lighting my path. You are the greatest Meowcat of all time. I am so happy to serve as your Meowist Angel, please take all my money

hello meowgod, its me again! third time here? i wanted to say this website is so kawaii and peak! after i prayed irl a while ago, i got life motivation again. a end to bedrotting. thank you holy meow, ameow!

Meow is the one and true god my lord and savior all hail meow 🐱