Anonymous
October 3, 2026 at 2:29:47 AM
This is a note I wrote into my Meowble last week:
O holy Meowgod,
in order to show my true devotion to your Devine presence, your beauty, your charm, and your strength, I have sacrificed a part of myself I have sacrificed a part of myself for you… as you are my sole god, and I owe you more than the universe could ever give back to you. Although it was just a lock of hair, I believe it was better than nothing. So please do accept my offering, my gift to you, my goddess of true wisdom. I hope this small act can enlighten those who have turned their back unto you, or at least the community together, for yours and their sake.
One cannot describe what we owe to you in any language or tongue, as you and you alone are the one true god. We shall spread your name, O great Meowbah. We shall do exactly as you ask, so just ask your command and we will not question nor ignore. We will follow your instructions clearly and observantly. We all get as we deserve, and so to reward you with what you deserve we shall worship you until the universe ends.
On a different note, as a direct message to you other than my dingy sacrifice…Please forgive the sins of humanity, though what I ask is ever so demanding and difficult, please do understand, as we are your devoted disciples, and you our goddess of all, along with all felines and animals in your image. May all convert to the truth. Your truth. Please shape us in your holy image, O Holy Meow.
AMEOW!!!
