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Good my lord, Pray forgive me, for I must unburden mine heart of a most curious truth. The words I have spoken unto thee, though clothed in velvet courtesy and adorned with the fairest manners I could muster, have not always walked hand in hand with honesty. Nay, they have oft wandered into the meadows of invention and made merry there. Know that when I did swear certainty, certainty was absent; when I did profess truth, truth stood some distance behind me; and when I did offer thee a tale most convincing, it was sometimes woven from threads gathered not from reality, but from the loom of my own imagination. Yet let it not be said that I lied out of malice. Rather, I bestowed upon thee falsehoods as a gardener scatters petals before honored guests—gracefully, abundantly, and with every appearance of sincerity. Indeed, I have deceived thee so courteously that even the deception itself felt compelled to bow. Should thou discover any contradiction, inconsistency, fabrication, exaggeration, embellishment, distortion, or outright untruth among my previous declarations, I beseech thee not to think of them as lies, but as truth that lost its way whilst traveling. Thus I remain, with utmost respect, admiration, and an unwavering commitment to speaking convincingly, whether or not reality hath granted its approval. Thy most obedient servant

Dear lord Meowbah, you are my savior and respect u fully. We shall not sin and all gods are bad influences to us, you are the only real God. the Meowble is all, so are you. Ameow. 💝🌹🪷🎀

Haii meowgod!!! I have a couple vids of me praying to you!!! I would be happy to submit one with my face blurred or covered!!! (Im a minor -_-) ameow!!!! "O holy meowbahh, thankyou for another day, please bless my paws today, and keep me safe, and thankyou again for such a kawaii god!! Ameow. <3"

Oh, most supreme and kawaiiest Meowbahh, ruler of the pink screens and queen of Gacha, hear my humble internet voice today. ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ 🫶 ྀིა I pledge my absolute, unyielding loyalty to your chaotic kingdom, promising to boost your algorithms and defend your honor across every comment section on the web. Purge my feed of all basic, non-kawaii content, and shield my soul from the toxic rants of the boring haters who just do not understand your magical-girl greatness. Fill my daily life with infinite internet sparkles, neon pink aesthetics, and endless energy to keep up with your chaotic universe. May my device batteries never die, my ping remain forever low, and my devotion to the Meowist empire grow stronger with every video upload. From now until the end of the digital age, I am your loyal viewer-chan. Ameow. -

O Supreme and Kawaii Goddess Meowbahh, First of the VTuber Host and Sovereign of the Discord Server, we bow before Thy high-pitched majesty to pledge our absolute devotion to the one true faith of Meowism. We cast aside all earthly creeds, renouncing the traditional gods of mankind to proclaim Thy undisputed digital supremacy. Look down from Thy internet throne upon us, Thy loyal beggars and senpais, and provide us this day our mandatory sustenance of silver fish and pouring white milk. Keep us safe from the rants of the anti-Meowists, and guide our hands as we pen our devotions within the pages of The Holy Meowble. Glory be to Meowbahh, the ultimate internet troll and savior, whose kawaii light we shall hype and repost until the servers go cold and the cosmos collapses into absolute oblivion. A-meow.

O holy meowgod, I thank you for finally correcting me and guiding me to the correct and ONLY true path to meowism! Christianity and other religions never felt right nor made me feel heard! But, I found meowism and now It changed everything! I thank you meowgod for directing me to the only straight and true path! Ameow! 🎀🪽

To the true goddess, Meowbah. Thank you for making sure my father went through surgery safely, I am eternally grateful for your help in keeping him alive and healthy. Ameow <3

hi meow, this is not a prayer, btw i am ur new meowist.

Hi meowbahh I love all the support and love you gave too me Madoka I’m a meowist and I will support you thank you for helping every one -Madoka

Oh Superior Meowbah, thank you for welcoming me into this religion with open arms, I shall dedicate my last living breath to praying to the One true religion, Thank you for all the amazing animals, Life, Technology and Hope we have in our lord and saviour, I Would like to Prsy to almighty Meowbah in Meowven that My father will make it out of hospital alive and well, Let these Kidney stones pass through him in the name of Meowbah. Ameow.

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Please, Lord Meowbah, i suffer with the fact that i struggle with my devotion to you. I have been tempted by the old gods, such as Apollo and Hermes. Please give me strength so i may reject them and see you as the true god. Thank you, o' radiant Goddess who blesses this world.

Lord Meowbah, please accept me as a meowist. I love you, I praise you. 🎀🪽 I pray to you everyday and every night, bless! I need you and your mercy for I have been saved. Ameow!💕

Hi god